Pasta Carbonara & No‑Bake Oatmeal Cookies

S2 E10 | Antonia Lofaso & Lacie Mackey Explain "Carbonara" vs. "Breakfast Pasta" | Something's Burning

Antonia Lofaso and Lacie Mackey settle the great debate: classic Roman carbonara (guanciale, yolks, pecorino, pepper) vs. Bert’s “breakfast pasta.” Dessert? Zero‑bake nostalgia cookies that set up on the counter—no oven needed.

Pasta Carbonara

Ingredients:

  • Extra‑virgin olive oil (EVOO)
  • Guanciale (salt‑cured pork jowl), diced into 1" cubes
  • Pecorino Romano, finely grated
  • Eggs (7 yolks + 1 whole egg)
  • Freshly ground black pepper
  • Spaghetti
  • Kosher salt (for heavily salted pasta water)

Steps:

  1. Dice guanciale into 1" cubes.
  2. Cook guanciale in a slick of EVOO until crisp around the edges.
  3. Bring a large pot of heavily salted water to a boil.
  4. When guanciale is done, strain and reserve the rendered fat.
  5. Add spaghetti to boiling water; cook according to package directions.
  6. Off the heat, add 7 yolks and 1 whole egg to the warm guanciale and mix to combine.
  7. Reserve a cup of pasta water; drain spaghetti.
  8. Add hot pasta to the guanciale/egg mixture.
  9. Drizzle in some reserved guanciale fat.
  10. Toss to combine.
  11. Add Pecorino Romano.
  12. Add splashes of reserved pasta water and plenty of black pepper; toss until glossy and creamy.
  13. Serve immediately with extra Pecorino and pepper.

No‑Bake Oatmeal Cookies

Ingredients:

  • Butter
  • Milk
  • Sugar
  • Cocoa powder
  • Crunchy peanut butter
  • Quick‑cooking oats
  • Vanilla extract
  • Wax paper (for setting)

Steps:

  1. Melt butter in a saucepan.
  2. Add milk, sugar, and cocoa; bring to a boil.
  3. Remove from heat; stir in peanut butter until smooth.
  4. Add oats and vanilla; stir well to combine.
  5. Drop by teaspoonfuls onto wax paper; form as desired.
  6. Cool until hardened.