Bloomin’ Onion with Vegemite Beer Cheese Dip

S2 E03 | Jim Jefferies & Forrest Shaw Make a Bloomin’ Onion with Lamb Lollipops | Something's Burning

Jim Jefferies and Forrest Shaw crash the kitchen for a crispy Aussie-adjacent feast: a mega Bloomin’ Onion and a bold Vegemite beer cheese dip. (Yes, lamb lollipops make a cameo.) Bring napkins and your best accent.

Bloomin’ Onion

Ingredients:

  • Sweet onion (Vidalia-style)
  • All-purpose flour
  • Cayenne pepper
  • Paprika
  • Dried thyme
  • Dried oregano
  • Ground cumin
  • Kosher salt and black pepper
  • Eggs
  • Whole milk
  • Neutral frying oil

Steps:

  1. Slice the pointy side of the onion off, then peel. Place onion cut-side down on a cutting board.
  2. Starting 1/2" from the root, make a downward cut all the way through. Continue all the way around the onion to create petals.
  3. Combine flour, cayenne, paprika, thyme, oregano, cumin, and black pepper in one bowl.
  4. In a second bowl, combine eggs, milk, and 1 cup water; whisk.
  5. Place onion in a separate bowl, flower-up, and shower with the flour mixture, getting between all the petals.
  6. Fully submerge floured onion in the egg mixture, spooning over the top if necessary.
  7. Repeat the flouring process to double-dredge.
  8. Heat at least 3" of frying oil in a Dutch oven to 350°F.
  9. Carefully lower the onion into the oil; fry about 3–4 minutes.
  10. Turn over and cook until golden brown.
  11. Drain on paper towels before serving.

Vegemite Beer Cheese Dip

Ingredients:

  • All-purpose flour
  • Kosher salt
  • Unsalted butter
  • Milk
  • Beer
  • Vegemite
  • Mustard powder
  • Paprika
  • Chicken salt
  • Grated gouda

Steps:

  1. In a saucepan over medium heat, melt butter. Whisk in flour to form a smooth roux; cook 1–2 minutes.
  2. Slowly whisk in milk, then beer, until smooth and slightly thickened.
  3. Whisk in Vegemite, mustard powder, paprika, and a pinch of salt; simmer gently 1–2 minutes.
  4. Off heat, stir in grated gouda until melted and silky. Season to taste with chicken salt.
  5. Serve warm with the Bloomin’ Onion for dunking.